Hal, Marvin and Bob the first story

Hal and Bob's idea of life was to make as much choas out of school. Hal and Bob called themselves the Incredacrazys and the teachers called them smart but horrible. One day Hal and Bob were feeling down. They didn't talk to anyone, laugh, or anything. In math class their teacher Mrs.Ringer said "Boy's are you paying attention at all." They had been doodling and their minds were on screensaver. Simotaniously they said " kind off." Mrs. Ringer then said "So you shold know the answer to this eqaution (6+a)/3= the sqaure root of 36." Again Simotaniously they said" a=12."
At the end of class a group came up to them and said "Why are you guys so down."the kids said. "If we told you, you wouldn't believe us." Said Bob " of course we would."said the kids "Okay will tell you" said Hal. "We need a sidekick" said Bob " A monkey" said Hal. "Why" they said. " Because it would be the coolest thing ever, think about the prehensive tail and everything" said Bob.
Hal and Bob went home and chose a promising spieces for their monkey sidekick, a squirrell monkey."Hey Hal all we need now is the monkey" said Bob " Okay, time to move to step 2" Hal said and it was decided

I will post the others after Me and Henry get it back